- grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
- me: not in this economy
“Can I just say that just because you watch RuPauls Drag Race, that doesn’t mean you’re a drag know it all. I hate that people keep trying to put rules and pass judgement on something they know nothing about. Save that for the straight club. Don’t try to be down with the gays and then try to be in there judging. Learn what you speak of instead of thinking you’re cool because you can snap 3 times and use the word fierce. The LGBT community is fly because we can express ourselves FREELY. Don’t try to come up in here with your miserable BS. It’s not welcomed.” —Carmen Carrera (via enochianangel)
“Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.” —Alice Pieszecki, The L Word, 2x06, Lagrimas de Oro. (via slyfggt)